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Jens Stoltenberg Prime Minister of Norway
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Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck King of Bhutan
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Joseph Kabila President of the Democratic Republic of the Congo
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Cristina Fernández de Kirchner President of Argentina
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Roosevelt Skerrit Prime Minister of Dominica
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Henri Grand Duke of Luxembourg
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Rafael Correa President of Ecuador
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Abhisit Vejjajiva Prime Minister of Thailand
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Mohamed Nasheed President of the Maldives
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Bamir Topi President of Albania
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Igor Lukšić Prime Minister of Montenegro
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Alexander Lukashenko President of Belarus
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Barack Obama President of the United States of America
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Lee Hsien Loong Prime Minister of Singapore
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José Sócrates Prime Minister of Portugal
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Viktor Orbán Prime Minister of Hungary
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Mauricio Funes President of El Salvador
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Pierre Nkurunziza President of Burundi
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Christian Wulff President of Germany
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Dmitry Medvedev President of Russia
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Xanana Gusmão Prime Minister of East Timor
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Borut Pahor Prime Minister of Slovenia
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Vladimir Putin Prime Minister of Russia
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José Maria Neves Prime Minister of Cape Verde
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Hashim Thaçi Prime Minister of Kosovo
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Dési Bouterse President of Suriname
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Saad Hariri Prime Minister of Lebanon
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José Eduardo dos Santos President of Angola
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Boris Tadić President of Serbia
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Georgi Parvanov President of Bulgaria
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Jakaya Kikwete President of Tanzania
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Doris Leuthard President of Switzerland
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Werner Faymann Chancellor of Austria
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Goodluck Jonathan President of Nigeria
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Ian Khama President of Botswana
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José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero President of Spain
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Mohammed VI King of Morocco
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Laura Chinchilla President of Costa Rica
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Nicolas Sarkozy President of France
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Benjamin Netanyahu Prime Minister of Israel
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Boyko Borisov Prime Minister of Bulgaria
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Salou Djibo Chairman of the Supreme Council for the Restoration of Democracy of Niger
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Mikheil Saakashvili President of Georgia
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Denis Sassou Nguesso President of the Republic of the Congo
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Isaias Afewerki President of Eritrea
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Mari Kiviniemi Prime Minister of Finland
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Manny Mori President of the Federated States of Micronesia
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Hamid Karzai President of Afghanistan
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Qaboos bin Said al Said Sultan of Oman
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Blaise Compaoré President of Burkina Faso
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Karolos Papoulias President of Greece
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Alpha Condé President of Guinea
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Kaj Leo Johannesen Prime Minister of the Faroe Islands
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Anote Tong President of Kiribati
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Iveta Radičová Prime Minister of Slovakia
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Norodom Sihamoni King of Cambodia
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Ma Ying-jeou President of Taiwan
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Denzil Douglas Prime Minister of Saint Kitts and Nevis
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Julia Gillard Prime Minister of Australia
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Baldwin Spencer Prime Minister of Antigua and Barbuda
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Michel Suleiman President of Lebanon
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Beatrix Queen regnant of the Netherlands
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Sebastián Piñera President of Chile
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Yayi Boni President of Benin
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Asif Ali Zardari President of Pakistan
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Mark Rutte Prime Minister of the Netherlands
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Yves Leterme Caretaker Prime Minister of Belgium
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Aníbal Cavaco Silva President of Portugal
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Albert II Prince of Monaco
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Amadou Toumani Touré President of Mali
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Hans-Adam II Prince of Liechtenstein
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Viktor Yanukovych President of Ukraine
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Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir Prime Minister of Iceland
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad President of Iran
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Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin Yang di-Pertuan Agong of Malaysia
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Ernest Bai Koroma President of Sierra Leone
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Abdullah II King of Jordan
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Mswati III King of Swaziland
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Donald Tusk Prime Minister of Poland
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Kamla Persad-Bissessar Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago
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Andry Rajoelina President of the High Transition of Authority of Madagascar
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Evo Morales President of Bolivia
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Nursultan Nazarbayev President of Kazakhstan
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John Atta Mills President of Ghana
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Ali Abdullah Saleh President of Yemen
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Felipe Calderón President of Mexico
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Mary McAleese President of Ireland
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Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov President of Turkmenistan
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Margrethe II Queen of Denmark
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Mohamed Ould Abdel Aziz President of Mauritania
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Stephen Harper Prime Minister of Canada
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Silvio Berlusconi Prime Minister of Italy
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Faure Gnassingbé President of Togo
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Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan President of the United Arab Emirates
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René Préval President of Haiti
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Dilma Rousseff President of Brazil
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Idriss Déby President of Chad
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Václav Klaus President of the Czech Republic
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Pál Schmitt President of Hungary
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Meles Zenawi Prime Minister of Ethiopia
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Vlad Filat Prime Minister of Moldova
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Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf President of Liberia
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Yoweri Museveni President of Uganda
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Nguyễn Tấn Dũng Prime Minister of Vietnam
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Yahya Jammeh President of The Gambia
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Tillman Thomas President of Grenada
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Bruce Golding Prime Minister of Jamaica
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Dalia Grybauskaitė President of Lithuania
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Emomalii Rahmon President of Tajikistan
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Hamad ibn Isa Al Khalifah King of Bahrain
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Navin Ramgoolam Prime Minister of Mauritius
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Manmohan Singh Prime Minister of India
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Paul Biya President of Cameroon
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Sam Hinds Prime Minister of Guyana
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David Cameron Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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John Key Prime Minister of New Zealand
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Sheikh Hasina Wazed Prime Minister of Bangladesh
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George Papandreou Prime Minister of Greece
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Angela Merkel Chancellor of Germany
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Artur Rasizade Prime Minister of Azerbaijan
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Tigran Sargsyan Prime Minister of Armenia
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Wu Den-yih Premier of Taiwan
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Tertius Zongo Prime Minister of Burkina Faso
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Moulaye Ould Mohamed Laghdaf Prime Minister of Mauritania
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Nikola Gruevski Prime Minister of Macedonia
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Andrus Ansip Prime Minister of Estonia
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Hubert Ingraham Prime Minister of the Bahamas
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Emil Boc Prime Minister of Romania
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Hu Jintao President of China
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Stephenson King Prime Minister of St. Lucia
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Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo President of Equatorial Guinea
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Sali Berisha Prime Minister of Albania
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Ram Baran Yadav President of Nepal
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Thongsing Thammavong Prime Minister of Laos
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Juan Carlos I King of Spain
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Akihito Emperor of Japan
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Ahmed Ouyahia Prime Minister of Algeria
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Freundel Stuart Prime Minister of Barbados
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Elizabeth II Queen regnant of the United Kingdom and the other Commonwealth realms
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Hugo Chavez President of Venezuela
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Recep Tayyip Erdoğan Prime Minister of Turkey
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Álvaro Colom President of Guatemala
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Dean Barrow Prime Minister of Belize
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Naoto Kan Prime Minister of Japan
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Carl XVI Gustaf King of Sweden
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Johnson Toribiong President of Palau
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Malam Bacai Sanhá President of Guinea-Bissau
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Ivo Josipović President of Croatia
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Bashar al Assad President of Syria
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Marcus Stephen President of the Republic of Nauru
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George Abela President of Malta
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Nikola Špirić Prime Minister of Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Serzh Sargsyan President of Armenia
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Ahmed Abdallah Mohamed Sambi President of Comoros
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Dimitris Christofias President of the Republic of Cyprus
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Mahmoud Abbas President of the Palestinian National Authority
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Sam Abal Prime Minister of Papau New Guinea
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Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono President of Indonesia
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Porfirio Lobo Sosa President of Honduras
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Daniel Ortega President of Nicaragua
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Sharif Ahmed President of Somalia
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Armando Guebuza President of Mozambique
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Ralph Gonsalves Prime Minister of St. Vincent and the Grenadines
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Ricardo Martinelli President of Panama
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Alan García President of Peru
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Noynoy Aquino President of the Philippines
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Ali Bongo Ondimba President of Gabon
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D. M. Jayaratne Prime Minister of Sri Lanka
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Jurelang Zedkaia President of the Marshall Islands
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James Michel President of the Seychelles
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Harald V King of Norway
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Giorgio Napolitano President of Italy
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Hassanal Bolkiah Sultan of Brunei
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Than Shwe Chairman of the State Peace and Development Council of Myanmar
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Leonel Fernández President of the Dominican Republic
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Islam Karimov President of Uzbekistan
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Abdelaziz Bouteflika President of Algeria
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Jacob Zuma President of South Africa
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Mwai Kibaki President of Kenya
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Fernando Lugo President of Paraguay
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Juan Manuel Santos President of Colombia
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Nouri al-Maliki Prime Minister of Iraq
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Paul Kagame President of Rwanda
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Hifikepunye Pohamba President of Namibia
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Tsakhiagiin Elbegdorj President of Mongolia
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Laurent Gbagbo President of the Ivory Coast
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Bhumibol Adulyadej King of Thailand
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Rupiah Banda President of Zambia
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Omar al-Bashir President of Sudan
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Abdoulaye Wade President of Senegal
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Petr Nečas Prime Minister of the Czech Republic
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Tuilaepa Aiono Sailele Malielegaoi Prime Minister of Samoa
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François Bozizé President of the Central African Republic
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Sabah Al-Ahmad Al-Jaber Al-Sabah Emir of Kuwait
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Fradique de Menezes President of São Tomé and Príncipe
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Letsie III King of Lesotho
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Valdis Zatlers President of Latvia
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Ismail Omar Guelleh President of Djibouti
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Ilham Aliyev President of Azerbaijan
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Bingu wa Mutharika President of Malawi
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Abdullah King of Saudi Arabia
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Lee Myung-bak President of South Korea
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Raúl Castro President of Cuba
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Brian Cowen Taoiseach of Ireland
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Robert Mugabe President of Zimbabwe
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José Mujica President of Uruguay
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Hamad bin Khalifa Emir of Qatar
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Pope Benedict XVI Sovereign of Vatican City
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Kim Jong-il Chairman of the National Defense Commission of North Korea
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If going by looks alone and not works, Barack Obama, Igor Luksic and Viktor Orban should be in the Top 10. Also – some really good looking ones are way to far down the list – like Anibal Cavaco Silva, Iveta Radicova, Qaboos bin Said al Said, Sebastian Pinera and Mari Kiviniemi – to name a few
King Abdullah II of Jordan
Pedro Passos Coelho (presently Prime Minister of Portugal) deserves consideration for top spot in my humble opinion
Jd and Kate – sorry to say but Kim’s gotta go!